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43: Chloe Kelly, England, Panini M&S Eat Well Play Well, Official England Sticker Collection 2026

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The recent FIFA World Cup brought everything one could want from a major international tournament and, despite the best efforts of Gianni Infantino and Donald Trump, was not a month long MAGA rally with a bit of Shakira thrown in for good measure. At the time of writing the President of the United States has not declared all out nuclear war on Belgium for taking the piss out of his bizarre little dance during their dismantling of the hosts in the knockout stages and this was one of a decent handful of feel good moments. Debutants Cape Verde went through the group stages and pushed Argentina all the way in the second round. The big stars all turned up with Erling Haaland, Kylian Mbappe , Harry Kane and the world’s favourite tax evader all among the goals. We got to see all of Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar and Luis Suarez cry which was even more impressive considering the latter was only watching from the stands. England saved their best performance for the third place playoff while the fi...
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29: Anthony Gordon, England, Panini M&S Eat Well Play Well, Official England Sticker Collection 2026

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With the World Cup behind us Rich Allinson is here to muse about the future of English football following the most recent failure of the men’s team to bring it home. This blog’s WhatsApp group over the last few weeks is evidence that the world needs more of our excellent punditry. Five minutes before today’s subject briefly inspired a nation I told the lads that “Gordon has been awful. Getting closed down very quickly but doesn’t have a Scooby when it happens.” If anything England needed more defenders on the pitch. Over to Rich with some more insightful analysis. Now that the dust has started to settle on the rejected immigration visa applications, the hydration break drinks bottles and Donald Trump’s FIFA speed dial handset, my mind is already looking ahead to the next World Cup and whether England will, to use a modern phrase, finally get over the line. I caveat this with the hope that I am wrong, but it very much feels like 2026 could be the end of the road for England reaching the...
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58: Gary Walsh, Bradford City, Merlin’s F.A. Premier League 2000, Millennium Edition Sticker Collection

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The last time the World Cup was hosted in the United States the players had more to battle than their opponents and a nation with little love for the sport they call soccer. Temperatures soared during June and July, touching forty degrees for some games, which might provide some explanation for the likes of Roberto Baggio , Dan Petrescu and Diana Ross fluffing their lines from the penalty spot. For the Republic of Ireland team the heat even hit on the sidelines with John Aldridge famously getting hot and bothered and Steve Staunton donning a baseball cap to stave off the sun during the national anthems. No doubt this summer’s edition will see similar headwear on show owing to the winning combination of sweltering heat and the host’s penchant for using his own to remind him of what nonsense he’s going to spout. While baseball caps have become en vogue for everyone from roadmen to East London parents they have been an increasingly rare sight on the football pitch. In the early days, wh...
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N/A: Maracana Stadium, Mystery Jersey King Prints

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Mat Jolin-Beech provides us with a break from Donald Trump’s Super Awesome Soccer Showdown with a look at an historic World Cup stadium. Built in 1950 for the first post-Second World War tournament, and prepared for the host nation’s coronation that never came, it became a symbol of sporting hubris as much as a national landmark. Whether global politics’ most risible tangerine takes this to strange new places is yet to be seen but the trophy will probably end up in the Oval Office even if the Septics crash out in the first knockout round. Over to Mat. Since my subscription to Mystery Jersey King has lapsed, I’d not thought anything about it. Then, a couple of weeks ago, the latest, slimline, navy blue packaged had been shoved part way through my letterbox. Perplexed, I opened it. Now, call this cynical marketing, loss leading, or just a nice gesture, it was a freebie and included some goodies. And some not so goodies. There was an Inter Milan t-shirt - not a kit, but one of those tops...
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428: Jean-Philippe Mateta, Crystal Palace, Panini Premier League Adrenalyn XL 2023

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In May 2025 my beloved Crystal Palace won their first major trophy in their 120 year history when Eberechi Eze’s exquisite strike downed Manchester City in the FA Cup final. Just over a year later a club that had only ever experienced European football in a short lived Intertoto Cup campaign and the Anglo-Italian Cup celebrated victory in the Europa (Vauxhall) Conference League final with a nerveless 1-0 victory over Rayo Vallecano. This seemingly linear progress came with several caveats. Palace only ended up in the Conference League due to some poor admin, a miserable bastard at Nottingham Forest and the shady world of multi-club ownership. The drawn out process of finding out which obscure clubs would be heading to South London on Thursday nights hampered recruitment and did little to convince the likes of Eze and captain Mark Guehi to stick about. The former headed to Arsenal while the latter’s aborted move to Liverpool saw manager Oliver Glasner personally intervene in the tran...
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390: Reading Kits, Panini Coca-Cola Championship Official Sticker Collection 2009 and R9: Fulham, Topps Match Attax Trading Card Game, Barclays Premier League 2010/11 Collector Binder

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Emlyn Shepherdson-Jones explores the class divide and gentrification in a wide-ranging post which may also serve as a useful guide on where’s best to pick up a Steak Bake and/or some potato and rosemary sourdough. Clearly West Ham United fans have been crying out for both judging by the new addition at the nearby Westfield shopping centre. Over to Emlyn. Football social media has recently hit upon a trend of ranking league grounds by how close they are to certain amenities, with notable examples being McDonald’s, Greggs and Wetherspoons. These have been useful to spark debate, including whether you can get from St James' Park in Exeter to the Chevalier Inn in eight minutes (absolutely not), and why they haven't done one for Domino's, given that Leyton Orient have a dugout serving halftime pizzas from the brand. This naturally ended up in a discussion in our WhatsApp group about other potential measures of ground location value, eventually settling on who was likely to win...
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424: Lee Cattermole, Sunderland, Topps Match Attax Trading Card Game, Barclays Premier League 2010/11 Collector Binder

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In 1879 schoolmaster James Allan decided to gather his colleagues together for a kickabout and, by October 1880, Sunderland AFC had come into existence. Based on personal experience of teachers’ kickabouts I can only assume there were some ultra-competitive members of the PE department, some surprisingly decent elder statesmen and one member of the Senior Leadership Team who everyone was worried about tackling. Unlike the various Friday misuses of sports halls I have taken part in Sunderland joined the Football League in 1890 and had won the whole thing three times in their first five seasons. Long before Chelsea were given something shiny for a couple of minutes by Donald Trump the Black Cats had also been crowned ‘Football World Champions’ on three occasions by virtue of victories over Scottish champions Celtic, Queen’s Park and Heart of Midlothian. When the First World War brought a temporary pause to league football in 1915 Sunderland had won five league championships, finished a...
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