A Sticker's Worth 500 Words

Mat Jolin-Beech steps away from his usual hunting ground of the Old Trafford circus to head south to the, arguably, even more farcical scenes taking place in South West London since the arrival of Todd Boehly. In the past two years the American’s approach to the Premier League has seen six different men in the dugout, a squad the size of a small principality and less than desirable twelfth and sixth placed finishes. Then again he might just be carrying on some Chelsea traditions. Over to Mat. On the back of Chelsea offering England penalty ice man Cole Palmer a new, nine (yes, nine) year, contract the suspicions of the Blues kicking the FFP can down the line began bubbling. Then you consider that this summer they have spent [at the time of writing] £185.4m on ten players – with more expected. Twenty players have left, leaving them with a squad of 43. This is a legitimate 43 as well, not one made up of under 15s who have had a decent twenty minutes in a training game against the over 55...

Long before the 1863 Laws of the Game were codified by the newly formed Football Association the various versions of the sport played all had a few things in common. The basic aim of the game, as highlighted by the genius punditry of Michael Owen , was to kick a ball in a certain place more often than your opponent. While some versions were more liberal about how the ball was moved about the general consensus was that it should be kicked. Moreover even the early games of ‘mob football’ involving entire villages, inflated pigs bladders and extreme violence were clearly carried out as team games. The fact that football is about two groups of eleven players trying to get the better of each other seems to be forgotten by some fans who seem more engrossed in the career of individuals rather than the fortunes of their local or familial club. Supporters of Argentina’s most talented tax evader could hide behind a veneer of following Barcelona until his recent moves to Paris Saint-Germain and ...