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111: Steve Claridge, Leicester City, Merlin’s Premier League Kick Off Sticker Collection, 1997

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Earlier this month everyone’s favourite bitey racist Uruguayan striker received a six-match ban for spitting at Gene Ramirez, Seattle Sounders’ director of security, following an altercation with Obed Vargas. Luis Suarez did apologise via Instagram, which of course makes everything alright, and Inter Miami have thankfully had the common sense not to send their players out in supportive t-shirts in their subsequent MLS fixtures. The latest of Suarez’s crimes against decency led to me asking my fellow bloggers if he was the “single most hateable footballer of all time” (which makes a far less accessible acronym than ‘ GOAT ’). While there was some general agreement our Rich took the opportunity to mention Suarez’s Inter Miami teammate with a penchant for tax evasion, humility and nausea inducing levels of hyperbole surrounding his ability. Moreover Suarez had at least “done it” on a cold Sunday afternoon in Stoke. If I had been posed the same question twenty to thirty years ago I would h...
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470: Matt Targett, Newcastle United, Panini Premier League Official Sticker Collection 2024

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Mat Jolin-Beech today looks to spare us all the tedium of an international break with a look back at some pre-season misadventures. An online wag summarised the suffering of football fans the other day by observing that such was the malaise during England’s insipid win over the mighty Andorra that commentators Sam Matterface and Lee Dixon winded up talking about Coldplay instead. Hopefully Mat, a missed plane and some salad cream will sort that out. (Thanks to all of those on BlueSky who pointed out that the Targett story was a spoof. We live and learn. And why let the truth get in the way of a funny story?) Pre-season. It’s the time where there is (mostly) excitement and optimism coursing through fans veins. It’ll be our year [TM all Arsenal fans]. The players are putting in the hard yards and training until they’re sick. Running over sand dunes, working on the latest manager’s tactics, or eyeing that dream transfer to a club they’ve long admired – ever since the tabloids published ...
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35: Mary Earps MBE, England, M&S Eat Well Play Well, Official England Sticker Collection

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You wait over fifty years for football to supposedly “come home” and then it turns up twice in the space of three years. While England’s Lionesses emulated the infamous 1966 World Cup victory with an extra-time win over Germany on home turf back in 2022 they retained their title in Switzerland this year with penalty shootout success against world champions Spain . Their path to glory had all of the twists and turns one could want from a major tournament with an early setback against France , snatching victory from the jaws of defeat in both knockout stages through a young player who didn’t even make the competition’s sticker album culminating in a cathartic final exorcising ghosts of their World Cup final defeat to the same opponents in 2023. The list of Lioness heroines is hard to cap. Leah Williamson led her side admirably with solid performances in defence. Lucy Bronze, seen performing her own physio during the quarter final, revealed she played the entire tournament with a fractur...
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LE2: Didier Drogba, Chelsea, Topps Match Attax Trading Card Game, Barclays Premier League 2010/11 Collector Binder

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The new Premier League season is less than a week away and, as always, clubs will be entering the campaign with the baggage of hope, expectation and new challenges to overcome. As hilarious as it was to watch it is unlikely that the plucky underdogs of Manchester City will be quite as inept this time around while Arsenal will look to avoid yet another season of near misses. Nottingham Forest and Crystal Palace will have the added burden of European football while Tottenham Hotspur have turned to Thomas Frank to spearhead their Champions League jaunt with a clear remit to avoid finishing seventeenth however comical it might be. Reigning champions Liverpool, meanwhile, have endured a horrific summer following the tragic death of Diogo Jota which highlighted that none of this really matters in the grand scheme of things. Chelsea enter the season with a potential target on their backs following their summer exploits in the USA. Although they have been denied the physical evidence, owin...
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450: Francis Benali, Southampton, Merlin’s Premier League 95 Sticker Collection

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Emlyn Shepherdson-Jones takes on a request post for Mark Smith about a man who impressed on and off the pitch on the South Coast. Today’s subject has been on the blog’s longlist for a while but it’s fitting he gets his moment in the sun in light of his club’s struggles last season. That and Mark deserves a request following his sublime physical comedy exploits on Cardiff’s Queen Street during Emlyn’s stag last year. Over to Emlyn. Prior to an evening game of cricket at the Oval a few weeks ago, I was sat at a pub table catching up with my good friend Mark. Mark is a massive Southampton fan, so definitely deserves some sympathy for the season just gone by. My team, Reading , have shared a number of players with the Saints over the years, but haven't played each other often of late, so we've been unable to enjoy a matchup between the two sides. Sadly I was yet to meet Mark in 2012, and so Reading's late surge to usurp the Saints from the top of the Championship table was a m...
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156: Barry Horne, Everton, Merlin’s Premier League 95 Sticker Collection

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Everton Football Club’s men’s team bade farewell to Goodison Park at the end of last season after 133 years with a 2-0 victory over Southampton . The Grand Old Lady has hosted more top flight games than any other English ground, owing to Everton spending all but four seasons up there since their move across Stanley Park in 1892, as well as an FA Cup final and five games during the 1966 World Cup. Somewhat fittingly it also hosted the infamous Dick Kerr’s Ladies team in 1920 in front of 53,000 spectators in a match that was seen as part of the reason for the FA’s ban on women’s football. While the men’s team move to the imaginatively named Everton Stadium for 2025/26 the women’s team will inherit Goodison for their Women’s Super League campaign. During their time at Goodison the club won eight league titles, five FA Cups and the European Cup Winners’ Cup and enjoyed the brilliance of Dixie Dean, Graeme Sharp and Neville Southall . Since the advent of the Premier League, however, such ...
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285: Denis Irwin, Manchester United, Merlin’s Premier League 97 Official Sticker Collection

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Mat Jolin-Beech takes a look back at happier times at Old Trafford when the Manchester United faithful could rely on players to turn up for big occasions and put themselves about to pick up important results. Luckily they have had good reminders of this from Scott McTominay’s Serie A victory with Napoli, Dean Henderson’s FA Cup final heroics for Crystal Palace and Jadon Sancho providing a goal and an assist to help Chelsea win the Europa Vauxhall Conference League. Over to Mat to get all misty-eyed. Under appreciated footballers. Cult Heroes. The tireless workers. That is the backbone of who we write about here at A Sticker’s Worth 500 Words. No player more so than today’s subject epitomises that. One Joseph (who knew?) Denis Irwin. Mr Reliable. He comes to mind off the back of a YouTube (or possibly Facebook) poll to Manchester United fans: if your life depended on it, who would you want to take, and score, a penalty? Many votes went the ways of messrs Ronaldo, Rooney , Fernandes, et...
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